Imagine Sherlock crawling into bed after a really tiring case, and wrapping himself around John as John rubs his arm and murmurs praises until Sherlock falls asleep
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
pairing you really love
pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried